Rules my Grandma’s Psychiatrist gave her in 56’

flickwillfly:

keepfitstayfab:

  1. Get some cheap dishes and break them when you get upset.
  2. Learn how to say “NO” and don’t feel guilty about it
  3. Buy something frivolous for yourself once in awhile, like a new hat. 
  4. Never again do anything you don’t want to do. 

that’s damn good advice

you see can’t get that advice now because it would be considered destructive

(Source: crystalground)

gnarly-gnat:

one time at a wax museum i thought one of the tour guides was a wax person cuz they were just standing there not moving so i go up to them like “who the fuck is this supposed to be” then they just looked at me and laughed

My little sister is getting made fun of at school because she’s adopted.

This is what she responded with “Well, my parents chose me. Your parents are stuck with you.”

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(Source: hannahetaylor)


visualamor:

howthehoolychillz:

gogovegan:

I took a 7 week coast to coast road trip after being laid off from Boeing. I didn’t have a camper but realized that being able to pull off the road at a rest or truck stop was the way to go to make the trip affordable. With a few sheets of 1/2” plywood and misc. hardware this is what I came up with. The effort was well worth the time and materials.

My best friend took a hiatus from work and traveled the country in her truck + camper shell as well!  Her mattress was on a platform, so that she could stow her belongings below.  I slept in there with her for about a week!  It was SO fun, and I hope that when I finally get my shit together and trade my car in for a small truck that I can do the same thing!

One day …

Pretty rad

dissolutes:

do you ever think really awful thoughts and suddenly become aware that you are not a good person

#i’m content with it

(Source: kankrivantas)

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

crispychocolate:

serkret:

god i hope my history teacher doesnt get extremely offended by this

we have to adapt a story to be about something weve been studying and read it to the class

my group is doing the very hungry hitler

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OH MY GOD

so hitler took poland

but he was still hungry

(Source: massive-yaoi-hands)

tahoemuddertraining:

cheesoisuncool:

theres no difference between exercise and black magic both of them hurt your body at first and drain you of energy but the more you dabble in it the more powerful you become

yes.